Tuesday, October 13, 2009

Seriously, I can't keep up

....with fashion trends.

Fine, harem pants are comfortable, camel toe is gaining popularity (Helloooooo Megan Fox), skinny jeans for fat cows are somehow acceptable, but what in God's name is up with fluorescent lipstick?

Seriously?

Think about it - you're sitting down, enjoying a cuppa, people-watching, and enjoying overhearing snippets of loud conversations taken out of context. Then, it approaches you. Lips so bright that a hippie on LSD would consider an eyesore.

Yet there's something so intriguing about trying understand the psyche of someone being slathered in department-store bought ostentation.


Okay that was a lie.

3 comments:

Stacey on October 17, 2009 3:52 PM said...
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Ranting Panda on October 24, 2009 12:03 PM said...

what baffles me are low hanging jeans. why would anyone want to wear pants so low that it makes it look like theyre sporting a droopy diaper ? although if it were the ladies adopting this look, then that would be a completely different story

NidalM on November 17, 2009 1:47 PM said...

Theres a connection there. Camel toe displaying celebrities peddling fluorescent lipstick. It's like the combination from hell, that induces us poor, hapless drones into imitation and hence devolving our civilization. Apparently the IN look is to imitate a hooker.

For men, we aspire to become hobos as Mr. Panda correctly noted. Hobos for hookers - almost poetic :)

 

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